Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Obama is Not White. McCain is Not Young.

I didn't do much political news surfing yesterday and I wondered what it would be like to ignore all the hoopla until after the election. Well, now of course I began surfing a bit and what a load of excrement I heard. The whole thing between McCain and Obama should be settled on the basketball court, Mano-a-Mano. (eat? ate? tomato, tomato, potato potato, Pakistan, Pakistan, let's call the whole thing off.) Right now the TV coverage is all about the pundits. It seems that they are vying for votes, oh, right they are---called ratings. Magazine covers try to be more controversial than the others. And some of these "experts," who are they? I say we put M and O in Dr. Phil's house, with cameras on them (that would really show the real truth behind the facades) and let them duke it out.

I mean, seriously, hasn't this gone on long enough? Is there anyone left who doesn't know where these men stand on issues? Is there anyone, after all these months who still can't decide? Now the American voters are just cheering or jeering for the choice. Tell us who your dang VP will be and let's get down to running this country. Give your millions left in your "war chest" to laid off Americans. Roll up your sleeves and start firing people at the FDA. Slam the door on AMA lobbyists. Put the sign on a door in the white house that says, "Dept. of Fixing the Mess Left by Bush," start a Health Cures Administration that has no big Pharma at the table. End the barrage of commercials and ads for drugs; put doctors on notice to research what drug will work best for their patient---lawyers don't sit around reading ever new law that comes out, their assistants do and I am tired of being my doctor's assistant. (especially considering I'm not being paid)

And please, start a Dept. of Truth, hire LieBusters, stop feeding us sh** and telling us it is truffles and we will develop the taste for it. We need a leader. We need someone to put our house in order so that we can get on with our lives.

10 comments:

Catz said...

I didn't do much political news surfing yesterday and I wondered what it would be like to ignore all the hoopla until after the election. Well, now of course I began surfing a bit and what a load of excrement I heard. The whole thing between McCain and Obama should be settled on the basketball court, Mano-a-Mano. (eat? ate? tomato, tomato, potato potato, Pakistan, Pakistan, let's call the whole thing off.) Right now the TV coverage is all about the pundits. It seems that they are vying for votes, oh, right they are---called ratings. Magazine covers try to be more controversial than the others. And some of these "experts," who are they? I say we put M and O in Dr. Phil's house, with cameras on them (that would really show the real truth behind the facades) and let them duke it out.

I mean, seriously, hasn't this gone on long enough? Is there anyone left who doesn't know where these men stand on issues? Is there anyone, after all these months who still can't decide? Now the American voters are just cheering or jeering for the choice. Tell us who your dang VP will be and let's get down to running this country. Give your millions left in your "war chest" to laid off Americans. Roll up your sleeves and start firing people at the FDA. Slam the door on AMA lobbyists. Put the sign on a door in the white house that says, "Dept. of Fixing the Mess Left by Bush," start a Health Cures Administration that has no big Pharma at the table. End the barrage of commercials and ads for drugs; put doctors on notice to research what drug will work best for their patient---lawyers don't sit around reading ever new law that comes out, their assistants do and I am tired of being my doctor's assistant. (especially considering I'm not being paid)

And please, start a Dept. of Truth, hire LieBusters, stop feeding us sh** and telling us it is truffles and we will develop the taste for it. We need a leader. We need someone to put our house in order so that we can get on with our lives.

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rainlillie said...

I didn't do much political news surfing yesterday and I wondered what it would be like to ignore all the hoopla until after the election. Well, now of course I began surfing a bit and what a load of excrement I heard. The whole thing between McCain and Obama should be settled on the basketball court, Mano-a-Mano. (eat? ate? tomato, tomato, potato potato, Pakistan, Pakistan, let's call the whole thing off.) Right now the TV coverage is all about the pundits. It seems that they are vying for votes, oh, right they are---called ratings. Magazine covers try to be more controversial than the others. And some of these "experts," who are they? I say we put M and O in Dr. Phil's house, with cameras on them (that would really show the real truth behind the facades) and let them duke it out.

I mean, seriously, hasn't this gone on long enough? Is there anyone left who doesn't know where these men stand on issues? Is there anyone, after all these months who still can't decide? Now the American voters are just cheering or jeering for the choice. Tell us who your dang VP will be and let's get down to running this country. Give your millions left in your "war chest" to laid off Americans. Roll up your sleeves and start firing people at the FDA. Slam the door on AMA lobbyists. Put the sign on a door in the white house that says, "Dept. of Fixing the Mess Left by Bush," start a Health Cures Administration that has no big Pharma at the table. End the barrage of commercials and ads for drugs; put doctors on notice to research what drug will work best for their patient---lawyers don't sit around reading ever new law that comes out, their assistants do and I am tired of being my doctor's assistant. (especially considering I'm not being paid)

And please, start a Dept. of Truth, hire LieBusters, stop feeding us sh** and telling us it is truffles and we will develop the taste for it. We need a leader. We need someone to put our house in order so that we can get on with our lives.

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Denver Refashionista said...

I didn't do much political news surfing yesterday and I wondered what it would be like to ignore all the hoopla until after the election. Well, now of course I began surfing a bit and what a load of excrement I heard. The whole thing between McCain and Obama should be settled on the basketball court, Mano-a-Mano. (eat? ate? tomato, tomato, potato potato, Pakistan, Pakistan, let's call the whole thing off.) Right now the TV coverage is all about the pundits. It seems that they are vying for votes, oh, right they are---called ratings. Magazine covers try to be more controversial than the others. And some of these "experts," who are they? I say we put M and O in Dr. Phil's house, with cameras on them (that would really show the real truth behind the facades) and let them duke it out.

I mean, seriously, hasn't this gone on long enough? Is there anyone left who doesn't know where these men stand on issues? Is there anyone, after all these months who still can't decide? Now the American voters are just cheering or jeering for the choice. Tell us who your dang VP will be and let's get down to running this country. Give your millions left in your "war chest" to laid off Americans. Roll up your sleeves and start firing people at the FDA. Slam the door on AMA lobbyists. Put the sign on a door in the white house that says, "Dept. of Fixing the Mess Left by Bush," start a Health Cures Administration that has no big Pharma at the table. End the barrage of commercials and ads for drugs; put doctors on notice to research what drug will work best for their patient---lawyers don't sit around reading ever new law that comes out, their assistants do and I am tired of being my doctor's assistant. (especially considering I'm not being paid)

And please, start a Dept. of Truth, hire LieBusters, stop feeding us sh** and telling us it is truffles and we will develop the taste for it. We need a leader. We need someone to put our house in order so that we can get on with our lives.

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awb said...

I didn't do much political news surfing yesterday and I wondered what it would be like to ignore all the hoopla until after the election. Well, now of course I began surfing a bit and what a load of excrement I heard. The whole thing between McCain and Obama should be settled on the basketball court, Mano-a-Mano. (eat? ate? tomato, tomato, potato potato, Pakistan, Pakistan, let's call the whole thing off.) Right now the TV coverage is all about the pundits. It seems that they are vying for votes, oh, right they are---called ratings. Magazine covers try to be more controversial than the others. And some of these "experts," who are they? I say we put M and O in Dr. Phil's house, with cameras on them (that would really show the real truth behind the facades) and let them duke it out.

I mean, seriously, hasn't this gone on long enough? Is there anyone left who doesn't know where these men stand on issues? Is there anyone, after all these months who still can't decide? Now the American voters are just cheering or jeering for the choice. Tell us who your dang VP will be and let's get down to running this country. Give your millions left in your "war chest" to laid off Americans. Roll up your sleeves and start firing people at the FDA. Slam the door on AMA lobbyists. Put the sign on a door in the white house that says, "Dept. of Fixing the Mess Left by Bush," start a Health Cures Administration that has no big Pharma at the table. End the barrage of commercials and ads for drugs; put doctors on notice to research what drug will work best for their patient---lawyers don't sit around reading ever new law that comes out, their assistants do and I am tired of being my doctor's assistant. (especially considering I'm not being paid)

And please, start a Dept. of Truth, hire LieBusters, stop feeding us sh** and telling us it is truffles and we will develop the taste for it. We need a leader. We need someone to put our house in order so that we can get on with our lives.

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jamie aka afro jamaicano said...

I didn't do much political news surfing yesterday and I wondered what it would be like to ignore all the hoopla until after the election. Well, now of course I began surfing a bit and what a load of excrement I heard. The whole thing between McCain and Obama should be settled on the basketball court, Mano-a-Mano. (eat? ate? tomato, tomato, potato potato, Pakistan, Pakistan, let's call the whole thing off.) Right now the TV coverage is all about the pundits. It seems that they are vying for votes, oh, right they are---called ratings. Magazine covers try to be more controversial than the others. And some of these "experts," who are they? I say we put M and O in Dr. Phil's house, with cameras on them (that would really show the real truth behind the facades) and let them duke it out.

I mean, seriously, hasn't this gone on long enough? Is there anyone left who doesn't know where these men stand on issues? Is there anyone, after all these months who still can't decide? Now the American voters are just cheering or jeering for the choice. Tell us who your dang VP will be and let's get down to running this country. Give your millions left in your "war chest" to laid off Americans. Roll up your sleeves and start firing people at the FDA. Slam the door on AMA lobbyists. Put the sign on a door in the white house that says, "Dept. of Fixing the Mess Left by Bush," start a Health Cures Administration that has no big Pharma at the table. End the barrage of commercials and ads for drugs; put doctors on notice to research what drug will work best for their patient---lawyers don't sit around reading ever new law that comes out, their assistants do and I am tired of being my doctor's assistant. (especially considering I'm not being paid)

And please, start a Dept. of Truth, hire LieBusters, stop feeding us sh** and telling us it is truffles and we will develop the taste for it. We need a leader. We need someone to put our house in order so that we can get on with our lives.

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Taxingwoman said...

I didn't do much political news surfing yesterday and I wondered what it would be like to ignore all the hoopla until after the election. Well, now of course I began surfing a bit and what a load of excrement I heard. The whole thing between McCain and Obama should be settled on the basketball court, Mano-a-Mano. (eat? ate? tomato, tomato, potato potato, Pakistan, Pakistan, let's call the whole thing off.) Right now the TV coverage is all about the pundits. It seems that they are vying for votes, oh, right they are---called ratings. Magazine covers try to be more controversial than the others. And some of these "experts," who are they? I say we put M and O in Dr. Phil's house, with cameras on them (that would really show the real truth behind the facades) and let them duke it out.

I mean, seriously, hasn't this gone on long enough? Is there anyone left who doesn't know where these men stand on issues? Is there anyone, after all these months who still can't decide? Now the American voters are just cheering or jeering for the choice. Tell us who your dang VP will be and let's get down to running this country. Give your millions left in your "war chest" to laid off Americans. Roll up your sleeves and start firing people at the FDA. Slam the door on AMA lobbyists. Put the sign on a door in the white house that says, "Dept. of Fixing the Mess Left by Bush," start a Health Cures Administration that has no big Pharma at the table. End the barrage of commercials and ads for drugs; put doctors on notice to research what drug will work best for their patient---lawyers don't sit around reading ever new law that comes out, their assistants do and I am tired of being my doctor's assistant. (especially considering I'm not being paid)

And please, start a Dept. of Truth, hire LieBusters, stop feeding us sh** and telling us it is truffles and we will develop the taste for it. We need a leader. We need someone to put our house in order so that we can get on with our lives.

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Diane J Standiford said...

I didn't do much political news surfing yesterday and I wondered what it would be like to ignore all the hoopla until after the election. Well, now of course I began surfing a bit and what a load of excrement I heard. The whole thing between McCain and Obama should be settled on the basketball court, Mano-a-Mano. (eat? ate? tomato, tomato, potato potato, Pakistan, Pakistan, let's call the whole thing off.) Right now the TV coverage is all about the pundits. It seems that they are vying for votes, oh, right they are---called ratings. Magazine covers try to be more controversial than the others. And some of these "experts," who are they? I say we put M and O in Dr. Phil's house, with cameras on them (that would really show the real truth behind the facades) and let them duke it out.

I mean, seriously, hasn't this gone on long enough? Is there anyone left who doesn't know where these men stand on issues? Is there anyone, after all these months who still can't decide? Now the American voters are just cheering or jeering for the choice. Tell us who your dang VP will be and let's get down to running this country. Give your millions left in your "war chest" to laid off Americans. Roll up your sleeves and start firing people at the FDA. Slam the door on AMA lobbyists. Put the sign on a door in the white house that says, "Dept. of Fixing the Mess Left by Bush," start a Health Cures Administration that has no big Pharma at the table. End the barrage of commercials and ads for drugs; put doctors on notice to research what drug will work best for their patient---lawyers don't sit around reading ever new law that comes out, their assistants do and I am tired of being my doctor's assistant. (especially considering I'm not being paid)

And please, start a Dept. of Truth, hire LieBusters, stop feeding us sh** and telling us it is truffles and we will develop the taste for it. We need a leader. We need someone to put our house in order so that we can get on with our lives.

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Oregonian37 said...

I didn't do much political news surfing yesterday and I wondered what it would be like to ignore all the hoopla until after the election. Well, now of course I began surfing a bit and what a load of excrement I heard. The whole thing between McCain and Obama should be settled on the basketball court, Mano-a-Mano. (eat? ate? tomato, tomato, potato potato, Pakistan, Pakistan, let's call the whole thing off.) Right now the TV coverage is all about the pundits. It seems that they are vying for votes, oh, right they are---called ratings. Magazine covers try to be more controversial than the others. And some of these "experts," who are they? I say we put M and O in Dr. Phil's house, with cameras on them (that would really show the real truth behind the facades) and let them duke it out.

I mean, seriously, hasn't this gone on long enough? Is there anyone left who doesn't know where these men stand on issues? Is there anyone, after all these months who still can't decide? Now the American voters are just cheering or jeering for the choice. Tell us who your dang VP will be and let's get down to running this country. Give your millions left in your "war chest" to laid off Americans. Roll up your sleeves and start firing people at the FDA. Slam the door on AMA lobbyists. Put the sign on a door in the white house that says, "Dept. of Fixing the Mess Left by Bush," start a Health Cures Administration that has no big Pharma at the table. End the barrage of commercials and ads for drugs; put doctors on notice to research what drug will work best for their patient---lawyers don't sit around reading ever new law that comes out, their assistants do and I am tired of being my doctor's assistant. (especially considering I'm not being paid)

And please, start a Dept. of Truth, hire LieBusters, stop feeding us sh** and telling us it is truffles and we will develop the taste for it. We need a leader. We need someone to put our house in order so that we can get on with our lives.

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Doug Robertson said...

I didn't do much political news surfing yesterday and I wondered what it would be like to ignore all the hoopla until after the election. Well, now of course I began surfing a bit and what a load of excrement I heard. The whole thing between McCain and Obama should be settled on the basketball court, Mano-a-Mano. (eat? ate? tomato, tomato, potato potato, Pakistan, Pakistan, let's call the whole thing off.) Right now the TV coverage is all about the pundits. It seems that they are vying for votes, oh, right they are---called ratings. Magazine covers try to be more controversial than the others. And some of these "experts," who are they? I say we put M and O in Dr. Phil's house, with cameras on them (that would really show the real truth behind the facades) and let them duke it out.

I mean, seriously, hasn't this gone on long enough? Is there anyone left who doesn't know where these men stand on issues? Is there anyone, after all these months who still can't decide? Now the American voters are just cheering or jeering for the choice. Tell us who your dang VP will be and let's get down to running this country. Give your millions left in your "war chest" to laid off Americans. Roll up your sleeves and start firing people at the FDA. Slam the door on AMA lobbyists. Put the sign on a door in the white house that says, "Dept. of Fixing the Mess Left by Bush," start a Health Cures Administration that has no big Pharma at the table. End the barrage of commercials and ads for drugs; put doctors on notice to research what drug will work best for their patient---lawyers don't sit around reading ever new law that comes out, their assistants do and I am tired of being my doctor's assistant. (especially considering I'm not being paid)

And please, start a Dept. of Truth, hire LieBusters, stop feeding us sh** and telling us it is truffles and we will develop the taste for it. We need a leader. We need someone to put our house in order so that we can get on with our lives.

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Blinders Off said...

I didn't do much political news surfing yesterday and I wondered what it would be like to ignore all the hoopla until after the election. Well, now of course I began surfing a bit and what a load of excrement I heard. The whole thing between McCain and Obama should be settled on the basketball court, Mano-a-Mano. (eat? ate? tomato, tomato, potato potato, Pakistan, Pakistan, let's call the whole thing off.) Right now the TV coverage is all about the pundits. It seems that they are vying for votes, oh, right they are---called ratings. Magazine covers try to be more controversial than the others. And some of these "experts," who are they? I say we put M and O in Dr. Phil's house, with cameras on them (that would really show the real truth behind the facades) and let them duke it out.

I mean, seriously, hasn't this gone on long enough? Is there anyone left who doesn't know where these men stand on issues? Is there anyone, after all these months who still can't decide? Now the American voters are just cheering or jeering for the choice. Tell us who your dang VP will be and let's get down to running this country. Give your millions left in your "war chest" to laid off Americans. Roll up your sleeves and start firing people at the FDA. Slam the door on AMA lobbyists. Put the sign on a door in the white house that says, "Dept. of Fixing the Mess Left by Bush," start a Health Cures Administration that has no big Pharma at the table. End the barrage of commercials and ads for drugs; put doctors on notice to research what drug will work best for their patient---lawyers don't sit around reading ever new law that comes out, their assistants do and I am tired of being my doctor's assistant. (especially considering I'm not being paid)

And please, start a Dept. of Truth, hire LieBusters, stop feeding us sh** and telling us it is truffles and we will develop the taste for it. We need a leader. We need someone to put our house in order so that we can get on with our lives.

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