Monday, July 13, 2009

Monday Brain Mush or Indiana Gal Takes on the CIA



Here I am pondering at my Indiana cemetery, rightfully named, "Prairie Grove," as once it was.

My mom, aunt, and I loved cemeteries. My partner likes them too. So peaceful and we enjoy reading the headstones. Many from my family are buried here.

In later years my great-uncle Arthur used to sit on the headstones at night...to watch the naked women on the drive-in screen across the road. We had fun teasing him about that.

My jumble of thoughts today: I am thrilled Sotomayor will be our next SC justice! I find it hysterical that the GOP can't balk much for fear of losing the Latino vote. The fact that she is qualified for the job is low on the GOP list. They just don't get it. Americans are tired of this "playing politics" crap. WE don't care what color or creed or gender or ___ a person is; we want to live in the age of REASON. We want to rise above, become one people with a common enemy of hatred, greed, and ignorance.

The media is latching onto the sins (toxins) of bottled water. I used to work for a city water dept., we had ARSENIC in our tap water (along with other nasty stuff). When I brought this up to a Water Dept. Inspector he swiftly shut me up by saying he would explain it to me later. (Why it was safe.) Years later my city would be called on the carpet for having high levels of arsenic in its tap water. Read all about it when my book comes out. (Typing with one finger slows the process...)

Dec.31, 1999, remember that day? American went nuts worrying about the horrors to come on Day One 2000. The city of Seattle had their call center open all night to be ready. I got a call from a sweet old women, she was so scared. The media had had a field day scaring people. She asked if this or that would happen and what should she do? I told her everything would be fine. She was shocked by my calmness. "What are YOU doing to prepare?" she asked. "Nothing," I said. She went on and so I started telling her what I would do should her fears happen. Her biggest fear was what she would do with her poop if the sewers stopped working.

Yes, I gave her my speech about how mankind perseveres, how together we will move mountains and fix whatever breaks. I told her I have faith in my fellow man and in myself, "I even have faith in you. You and the city of Seattle will be just fine." She asked for my personal phone number "just in case" (apparently more trust in phone co. than city government) and I gave it to her. The world turned, the sun came up, the toilets flushed and my phone never rang.

The CIA, oh... we huwrt their wittle feewlings. How DARE we want to know what they did? They will QUIT! I say--QUIT. Maybe we need a whole new group of agents, the ones we had sure made some big, fat, stupid mistakes. Bad thing is that this takes time away from Obama fixing our economic problems, our health care crisis and patching up global relations.

That's enough mush for now. Ow...I felt a brain cell dying...or was that one being born?!

5 comments:

OldOldLady Of The Hills said...



Here I am pondering at my Indiana cemetery, rightfully named, "Prairie Grove," as once it was.

My mom, aunt, and I loved cemeteries. My partner likes them too. So peaceful and we enjoy reading the headstones. Many from my family are buried here.

In later years my great-uncle Arthur used to sit on the headstones at night...to watch the naked women on the drive-in screen across the road. We had fun teasing him about that.

My jumble of thoughts today: I am thrilled Sotomayor will be our next SC justice! I find it hysterical that the GOP can't balk much for fear of losing the Latino vote. The fact that she is qualified for the job is low on the GOP list. They just don't get it. Americans are tired of this "playing politics" crap. WE don't care what color or creed or gender or ___ a person is; we want to live in the age of REASON. We want to rise above, become one people with a common enemy of hatred, greed, and ignorance.

The media is latching onto the sins (toxins) of bottled water. I used to work for a city water dept., we had ARSENIC in our tap water (along with other nasty stuff). When I brought this up to a Water Dept. Inspector he swiftly shut me up by saying he would explain it to me later. (Why it was safe.) Years later my city would be called on the carpet for having high levels of arsenic in its tap water. Read all about it when my book comes out. (Typing with one finger slows the process...)

Dec.31, 1999, remember that day? American went nuts worrying about the horrors to come on Day One 2000. The city of Seattle had their call center open all night to be ready. I got a call from a sweet old women, she was so scared. The media had had a field day scaring people. She asked if this or that would happen and what should she do? I told her everything would be fine. She was shocked by my calmness. "What are YOU doing to prepare?" she asked. "Nothing," I said. She went on and so I started telling her what I would do should her fears happen. Her biggest fear was what she would do with her poop if the sewers stopped working.

Yes, I gave her my speech about how mankind perseveres, how together we will move mountains and fix whatever breaks. I told her I have faith in my fellow man and in myself, "I even have faith in you. You and the city of Seattle will be just fine." She asked for my personal phone number "just in case" (apparently more trust in phone co. than city government) and I gave it to her. The world turned, the sun came up, the toilets flushed and my phone never rang.

The CIA, oh... we huwrt their wittle feewlings. How DARE we want to know what they did? They will QUIT! I say--QUIT. Maybe we need a whole new group of agents, the ones we had sure made some big, fat, stupid mistakes. Bad thing is that this takes time away from Obama fixing our economic problems, our health care crisis and patching up global relations.

That's enough mush for now. Ow...I felt a brain cell dying...or was that one being born?!

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Cranky said...



Here I am pondering at my Indiana cemetery, rightfully named, "Prairie Grove," as once it was.

My mom, aunt, and I loved cemeteries. My partner likes them too. So peaceful and we enjoy reading the headstones. Many from my family are buried here.

In later years my great-uncle Arthur used to sit on the headstones at night...to watch the naked women on the drive-in screen across the road. We had fun teasing him about that.

My jumble of thoughts today: I am thrilled Sotomayor will be our next SC justice! I find it hysterical that the GOP can't balk much for fear of losing the Latino vote. The fact that she is qualified for the job is low on the GOP list. They just don't get it. Americans are tired of this "playing politics" crap. WE don't care what color or creed or gender or ___ a person is; we want to live in the age of REASON. We want to rise above, become one people with a common enemy of hatred, greed, and ignorance.

The media is latching onto the sins (toxins) of bottled water. I used to work for a city water dept., we had ARSENIC in our tap water (along with other nasty stuff). When I brought this up to a Water Dept. Inspector he swiftly shut me up by saying he would explain it to me later. (Why it was safe.) Years later my city would be called on the carpet for having high levels of arsenic in its tap water. Read all about it when my book comes out. (Typing with one finger slows the process...)

Dec.31, 1999, remember that day? American went nuts worrying about the horrors to come on Day One 2000. The city of Seattle had their call center open all night to be ready. I got a call from a sweet old women, she was so scared. The media had had a field day scaring people. She asked if this or that would happen and what should she do? I told her everything would be fine. She was shocked by my calmness. "What are YOU doing to prepare?" she asked. "Nothing," I said. She went on and so I started telling her what I would do should her fears happen. Her biggest fear was what she would do with her poop if the sewers stopped working.

Yes, I gave her my speech about how mankind perseveres, how together we will move mountains and fix whatever breaks. I told her I have faith in my fellow man and in myself, "I even have faith in you. You and the city of Seattle will be just fine." She asked for my personal phone number "just in case" (apparently more trust in phone co. than city government) and I gave it to her. The world turned, the sun came up, the toilets flushed and my phone never rang.

The CIA, oh... we huwrt their wittle feewlings. How DARE we want to know what they did? They will QUIT! I say--QUIT. Maybe we need a whole new group of agents, the ones we had sure made some big, fat, stupid mistakes. Bad thing is that this takes time away from Obama fixing our economic problems, our health care crisis and patching up global relations.

That's enough mush for now. Ow...I felt a brain cell dying...or was that one being born?!

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Kelley said...



Here I am pondering at my Indiana cemetery, rightfully named, "Prairie Grove," as once it was.

My mom, aunt, and I loved cemeteries. My partner likes them too. So peaceful and we enjoy reading the headstones. Many from my family are buried here.

In later years my great-uncle Arthur used to sit on the headstones at night...to watch the naked women on the drive-in screen across the road. We had fun teasing him about that.

My jumble of thoughts today: I am thrilled Sotomayor will be our next SC justice! I find it hysterical that the GOP can't balk much for fear of losing the Latino vote. The fact that she is qualified for the job is low on the GOP list. They just don't get it. Americans are tired of this "playing politics" crap. WE don't care what color or creed or gender or ___ a person is; we want to live in the age of REASON. We want to rise above, become one people with a common enemy of hatred, greed, and ignorance.

The media is latching onto the sins (toxins) of bottled water. I used to work for a city water dept., we had ARSENIC in our tap water (along with other nasty stuff). When I brought this up to a Water Dept. Inspector he swiftly shut me up by saying he would explain it to me later. (Why it was safe.) Years later my city would be called on the carpet for having high levels of arsenic in its tap water. Read all about it when my book comes out. (Typing with one finger slows the process...)

Dec.31, 1999, remember that day? American went nuts worrying about the horrors to come on Day One 2000. The city of Seattle had their call center open all night to be ready. I got a call from a sweet old women, she was so scared. The media had had a field day scaring people. She asked if this or that would happen and what should she do? I told her everything would be fine. She was shocked by my calmness. "What are YOU doing to prepare?" she asked. "Nothing," I said. She went on and so I started telling her what I would do should her fears happen. Her biggest fear was what she would do with her poop if the sewers stopped working.

Yes, I gave her my speech about how mankind perseveres, how together we will move mountains and fix whatever breaks. I told her I have faith in my fellow man and in myself, "I even have faith in you. You and the city of Seattle will be just fine." She asked for my personal phone number "just in case" (apparently more trust in phone co. than city government) and I gave it to her. The world turned, the sun came up, the toilets flushed and my phone never rang.

The CIA, oh... we huwrt their wittle feewlings. How DARE we want to know what they did? They will QUIT! I say--QUIT. Maybe we need a whole new group of agents, the ones we had sure made some big, fat, stupid mistakes. Bad thing is that this takes time away from Obama fixing our economic problems, our health care crisis and patching up global relations.

That's enough mush for now. Ow...I felt a brain cell dying...or was that one being born?!

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awb said...



Here I am pondering at my Indiana cemetery, rightfully named, "Prairie Grove," as once it was.

My mom, aunt, and I loved cemeteries. My partner likes them too. So peaceful and we enjoy reading the headstones. Many from my family are buried here.

In later years my great-uncle Arthur used to sit on the headstones at night...to watch the naked women on the drive-in screen across the road. We had fun teasing him about that.

My jumble of thoughts today: I am thrilled Sotomayor will be our next SC justice! I find it hysterical that the GOP can't balk much for fear of losing the Latino vote. The fact that she is qualified for the job is low on the GOP list. They just don't get it. Americans are tired of this "playing politics" crap. WE don't care what color or creed or gender or ___ a person is; we want to live in the age of REASON. We want to rise above, become one people with a common enemy of hatred, greed, and ignorance.

The media is latching onto the sins (toxins) of bottled water. I used to work for a city water dept., we had ARSENIC in our tap water (along with other nasty stuff). When I brought this up to a Water Dept. Inspector he swiftly shut me up by saying he would explain it to me later. (Why it was safe.) Years later my city would be called on the carpet for having high levels of arsenic in its tap water. Read all about it when my book comes out. (Typing with one finger slows the process...)

Dec.31, 1999, remember that day? American went nuts worrying about the horrors to come on Day One 2000. The city of Seattle had their call center open all night to be ready. I got a call from a sweet old women, she was so scared. The media had had a field day scaring people. She asked if this or that would happen and what should she do? I told her everything would be fine. She was shocked by my calmness. "What are YOU doing to prepare?" she asked. "Nothing," I said. She went on and so I started telling her what I would do should her fears happen. Her biggest fear was what she would do with her poop if the sewers stopped working.

Yes, I gave her my speech about how mankind perseveres, how together we will move mountains and fix whatever breaks. I told her I have faith in my fellow man and in myself, "I even have faith in you. You and the city of Seattle will be just fine." She asked for my personal phone number "just in case" (apparently more trust in phone co. than city government) and I gave it to her. The world turned, the sun came up, the toilets flushed and my phone never rang.

The CIA, oh... we huwrt their wittle feewlings. How DARE we want to know what they did? They will QUIT! I say--QUIT. Maybe we need a whole new group of agents, the ones we had sure made some big, fat, stupid mistakes. Bad thing is that this takes time away from Obama fixing our economic problems, our health care crisis and patching up global relations.

That's enough mush for now. Ow...I felt a brain cell dying...or was that one being born?!

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Diane J Standiford said...



Here I am pondering at my Indiana cemetery, rightfully named, "Prairie Grove," as once it was.

My mom, aunt, and I loved cemeteries. My partner likes them too. So peaceful and we enjoy reading the headstones. Many from my family are buried here.

In later years my great-uncle Arthur used to sit on the headstones at night...to watch the naked women on the drive-in screen across the road. We had fun teasing him about that.

My jumble of thoughts today: I am thrilled Sotomayor will be our next SC justice! I find it hysterical that the GOP can't balk much for fear of losing the Latino vote. The fact that she is qualified for the job is low on the GOP list. They just don't get it. Americans are tired of this "playing politics" crap. WE don't care what color or creed or gender or ___ a person is; we want to live in the age of REASON. We want to rise above, become one people with a common enemy of hatred, greed, and ignorance.

The media is latching onto the sins (toxins) of bottled water. I used to work for a city water dept., we had ARSENIC in our tap water (along with other nasty stuff). When I brought this up to a Water Dept. Inspector he swiftly shut me up by saying he would explain it to me later. (Why it was safe.) Years later my city would be called on the carpet for having high levels of arsenic in its tap water. Read all about it when my book comes out. (Typing with one finger slows the process...)

Dec.31, 1999, remember that day? American went nuts worrying about the horrors to come on Day One 2000. The city of Seattle had their call center open all night to be ready. I got a call from a sweet old women, she was so scared. The media had had a field day scaring people. She asked if this or that would happen and what should she do? I told her everything would be fine. She was shocked by my calmness. "What are YOU doing to prepare?" she asked. "Nothing," I said. She went on and so I started telling her what I would do should her fears happen. Her biggest fear was what she would do with her poop if the sewers stopped working.

Yes, I gave her my speech about how mankind perseveres, how together we will move mountains and fix whatever breaks. I told her I have faith in my fellow man and in myself, "I even have faith in you. You and the city of Seattle will be just fine." She asked for my personal phone number "just in case" (apparently more trust in phone co. than city government) and I gave it to her. The world turned, the sun came up, the toilets flushed and my phone never rang.

The CIA, oh... we huwrt their wittle feewlings. How DARE we want to know what they did? They will QUIT! I say--QUIT. Maybe we need a whole new group of agents, the ones we had sure made some big, fat, stupid mistakes. Bad thing is that this takes time away from Obama fixing our economic problems, our health care crisis and patching up global relations.

That's enough mush for now. Ow...I felt a brain cell dying...or was that one being born?!

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