Saturday, December 26, 2009

Detroit. Hidden in Condom, No Banana, a BOMB

What will happen now? Was it a man's fear to run or feel another man's penis that allowed the terrorist who had the bomb in Detroit to pass through searches? The report is he had it in a condom on his body. I'm surprised the GOP didn't jump all over this: NO SEX EDUCATION IN SCHOOLS with bananas and condom examples. IF WE DO, the terrorists win.

"Too PC...." the poor, lonely congressman, King, from NY (who serves on a Homeland Security committee) said of our current searching rules. Maybe he meant we need to drop the homophobia? HA!

And I suppose, once again this is all Pres. Obama's fault. (Shall we mention all the suggestions in the 9-11 Commission Report that, under the GW Bush administration, were IGNORED for so many years?)

Poor Today show, off on holiday and unable to interview the heroes who jumped the suspect and held him down while simultaneously putting out the fire on her, er, leg. Hey, man, don't mess with Detroit. Detroit is really pissed off right now and a bomb is the last thing they need. By the way, where were the Air Marshalls? Oh, so many questions to be unanswered, lied about, and misdirected!

7 comments:

jamie (aka afro) said...

What will happen now? Was it a man's fear to run or feel another man's penis that allowed the terrorist who had the bomb in Detroit to pass through searches? The report is he had it in a condom on his body. I'm surprised the GOP didn't jump all over this: NO SEX EDUCATION IN SCHOOLS with bananas and condom examples. IF WE DO, the terrorists win.

"Too PC...." the poor, lonely congressman, King, from NY (who serves on a Homeland Security committee) said of our current searching rules. Maybe he meant we need to drop the homophobia? HA!

And I suppose, once again this is all Pres. Obama's fault. (Shall we mention all the suggestions in the 9-11 Commission Report that, under the GW Bush administration, were IGNORED for so many years?)

Poor Today show, off on holiday and unable to interview the heroes who jumped the suspect and held him down while simultaneously putting out the fire on her, er, leg. Hey, man, don't mess with Detroit. Detroit is really pissed off right now and a bomb is the last thing they need. By the way, where were the Air Marshalls? Oh, so many questions to be unanswered, lied about, and misdirected!

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Diane J Standiford said...

What will happen now? Was it a man's fear to run or feel another man's penis that allowed the terrorist who had the bomb in Detroit to pass through searches? The report is he had it in a condom on his body. I'm surprised the GOP didn't jump all over this: NO SEX EDUCATION IN SCHOOLS with bananas and condom examples. IF WE DO, the terrorists win.

"Too PC...." the poor, lonely congressman, King, from NY (who serves on a Homeland Security committee) said of our current searching rules. Maybe he meant we need to drop the homophobia? HA!

And I suppose, once again this is all Pres. Obama's fault. (Shall we mention all the suggestions in the 9-11 Commission Report that, under the GW Bush administration, were IGNORED for so many years?)

Poor Today show, off on holiday and unable to interview the heroes who jumped the suspect and held him down while simultaneously putting out the fire on her, er, leg. Hey, man, don't mess with Detroit. Detroit is really pissed off right now and a bomb is the last thing they need. By the way, where were the Air Marshalls? Oh, so many questions to be unanswered, lied about, and misdirected!

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Helen said...

What will happen now? Was it a man's fear to run or feel another man's penis that allowed the terrorist who had the bomb in Detroit to pass through searches? The report is he had it in a condom on his body. I'm surprised the GOP didn't jump all over this: NO SEX EDUCATION IN SCHOOLS with bananas and condom examples. IF WE DO, the terrorists win.

"Too PC...." the poor, lonely congressman, King, from NY (who serves on a Homeland Security committee) said of our current searching rules. Maybe he meant we need to drop the homophobia? HA!

And I suppose, once again this is all Pres. Obama's fault. (Shall we mention all the suggestions in the 9-11 Commission Report that, under the GW Bush administration, were IGNORED for so many years?)

Poor Today show, off on holiday and unable to interview the heroes who jumped the suspect and held him down while simultaneously putting out the fire on her, er, leg. Hey, man, don't mess with Detroit. Detroit is really pissed off right now and a bomb is the last thing they need. By the way, where were the Air Marshalls? Oh, so many questions to be unanswered, lied about, and misdirected!

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Dorothy said...

What will happen now? Was it a man's fear to run or feel another man's penis that allowed the terrorist who had the bomb in Detroit to pass through searches? The report is he had it in a condom on his body. I'm surprised the GOP didn't jump all over this: NO SEX EDUCATION IN SCHOOLS with bananas and condom examples. IF WE DO, the terrorists win.

"Too PC...." the poor, lonely congressman, King, from NY (who serves on a Homeland Security committee) said of our current searching rules. Maybe he meant we need to drop the homophobia? HA!

And I suppose, once again this is all Pres. Obama's fault. (Shall we mention all the suggestions in the 9-11 Commission Report that, under the GW Bush administration, were IGNORED for so many years?)

Poor Today show, off on holiday and unable to interview the heroes who jumped the suspect and held him down while simultaneously putting out the fire on her, er, leg. Hey, man, don't mess with Detroit. Detroit is really pissed off right now and a bomb is the last thing they need. By the way, where were the Air Marshalls? Oh, so many questions to be unanswered, lied about, and misdirected!

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Diane J Standiford said...

What will happen now? Was it a man's fear to run or feel another man's penis that allowed the terrorist who had the bomb in Detroit to pass through searches? The report is he had it in a condom on his body. I'm surprised the GOP didn't jump all over this: NO SEX EDUCATION IN SCHOOLS with bananas and condom examples. IF WE DO, the terrorists win.

"Too PC...." the poor, lonely congressman, King, from NY (who serves on a Homeland Security committee) said of our current searching rules. Maybe he meant we need to drop the homophobia? HA!

And I suppose, once again this is all Pres. Obama's fault. (Shall we mention all the suggestions in the 9-11 Commission Report that, under the GW Bush administration, were IGNORED for so many years?)

Poor Today show, off on holiday and unable to interview the heroes who jumped the suspect and held him down while simultaneously putting out the fire on her, er, leg. Hey, man, don't mess with Detroit. Detroit is really pissed off right now and a bomb is the last thing they need. By the way, where were the Air Marshalls? Oh, so many questions to be unanswered, lied about, and misdirected!

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OldOldLady Of The Hills said...

What will happen now? Was it a man's fear to run or feel another man's penis that allowed the terrorist who had the bomb in Detroit to pass through searches? The report is he had it in a condom on his body. I'm surprised the GOP didn't jump all over this: NO SEX EDUCATION IN SCHOOLS with bananas and condom examples. IF WE DO, the terrorists win.

"Too PC...." the poor, lonely congressman, King, from NY (who serves on a Homeland Security committee) said of our current searching rules. Maybe he meant we need to drop the homophobia? HA!

And I suppose, once again this is all Pres. Obama's fault. (Shall we mention all the suggestions in the 9-11 Commission Report that, under the GW Bush administration, were IGNORED for so many years?)

Poor Today show, off on holiday and unable to interview the heroes who jumped the suspect and held him down while simultaneously putting out the fire on her, er, leg. Hey, man, don't mess with Detroit. Detroit is really pissed off right now and a bomb is the last thing they need. By the way, where were the Air Marshalls? Oh, so many questions to be unanswered, lied about, and misdirected!

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Blinders Off said...

What will happen now? Was it a man's fear to run or feel another man's penis that allowed the terrorist who had the bomb in Detroit to pass through searches? The report is he had it in a condom on his body. I'm surprised the GOP didn't jump all over this: NO SEX EDUCATION IN SCHOOLS with bananas and condom examples. IF WE DO, the terrorists win.

"Too PC...." the poor, lonely congressman, King, from NY (who serves on a Homeland Security committee) said of our current searching rules. Maybe he meant we need to drop the homophobia? HA!

And I suppose, once again this is all Pres. Obama's fault. (Shall we mention all the suggestions in the 9-11 Commission Report that, under the GW Bush administration, were IGNORED for so many years?)

Poor Today show, off on holiday and unable to interview the heroes who jumped the suspect and held him down while simultaneously putting out the fire on her, er, leg. Hey, man, don't mess with Detroit. Detroit is really pissed off right now and a bomb is the last thing they need. By the way, where were the Air Marshalls? Oh, so many questions to be unanswered, lied about, and misdirected!

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