Thursday, February 4, 2010

Judge Judy Pays her Electric Bill When Due

The Judge Judy TV show is my guilty pleasure. When I worked 8hrs a day getting yelled at by customers whose electricity was about to be shut off due to non-payment over months, and I had to be so calm and sweet to such fools, coming home to Judge Judy was so cathartic for me.

But, my gosh! The massacre of the English language spins my head around. (Yes, just like in The Exorcist.) "I borrowed her the money." (I loaned her the money.) Now, I can't even figure that one out.

"He wented out." (He went outside.) Conjugate your verbs for goodness sake! How do these people get out of high school?

In my dreams, I was Judy: "Who USED the electricity? Then who should pay for it?"
Yes, Judge Judy helped me get through those years.

3 comments:

Doug B said...

The Judge Judy TV show is my guilty pleasure. When I worked 8hrs a day getting yelled at by customers whose electricity was about to be shut off due to non-payment over months, and I had to be so calm and sweet to such fools, coming home to Judge Judy was so cathartic for me.

But, my gosh! The massacre of the English language spins my head around. (Yes, just like in The Exorcist.) "I borrowed her the money." (I loaned her the money.) Now, I can't even figure that one out.

"He wented out." (He went outside.) Conjugate your verbs for goodness sake! How do these people get out of high school?

In my dreams, I was Judy: "Who USED the electricity? Then who should pay for it?"
Yes, Judge Judy helped me get through those years.

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Diane J Standiford said...

The Judge Judy TV show is my guilty pleasure. When I worked 8hrs a day getting yelled at by customers whose electricity was about to be shut off due to non-payment over months, and I had to be so calm and sweet to such fools, coming home to Judge Judy was so cathartic for me.

But, my gosh! The massacre of the English language spins my head around. (Yes, just like in The Exorcist.) "I borrowed her the money." (I loaned her the money.) Now, I can't even figure that one out.

"He wented out." (He went outside.) Conjugate your verbs for goodness sake! How do these people get out of high school?

In my dreams, I was Judy: "Who USED the electricity? Then who should pay for it?"
Yes, Judge Judy helped me get through those years.

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kmilyun said...

The Judge Judy TV show is my guilty pleasure. When I worked 8hrs a day getting yelled at by customers whose electricity was about to be shut off due to non-payment over months, and I had to be so calm and sweet to such fools, coming home to Judge Judy was so cathartic for me.

But, my gosh! The massacre of the English language spins my head around. (Yes, just like in The Exorcist.) "I borrowed her the money." (I loaned her the money.) Now, I can't even figure that one out.

"He wented out." (He went outside.) Conjugate your verbs for goodness sake! How do these people get out of high school?

In my dreams, I was Judy: "Who USED the electricity? Then who should pay for it?"
Yes, Judge Judy helped me get through those years.

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