Santa Clause was recently diagnosed with multiple sclerosis. Toys may be a little late this year. Santa asks for NO COOKIES, he is on the Swank diet. As his caregiver, Mrs. Claus will tag along, so don't be shocked by the scent of Obsession in your living room. Forget about the candy cane, it is real wood this year. Santa's lift leg is weak. He has boot-drop.
Santa will appear on Oprah to promote MS Awareness---yea! Book to follow.
He is pushing the MS Society to return to the RED MS bracelets. (Orange clashes horribly with his suit.)
The elves are searching for a doctor to check him for CCSVI. His Vit D level was very low. Prancer kicked him in the head (by accident, Vodka involved, long story) back in 1935...
I feel bad for SC, but it sure will help us all to have a famous person like Santa on our team. I hear he is starting a blog after Christmas. His speech is a bit slurred, so...
"Merwee Kwifmuff ta all am to all a Goo Ni!!!!!!!"
Thursday, December 9, 2010
Santa Claus has Multiple Sclerosis
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Santa Clause was recently diagnosed with multiple sclerosis. Toys may be a little late this year. Santa asks for NO COOKIES, he is on the Swank diet. As his caregiver, Mrs. Claus will tag along, so don't be shocked by the scent of Obsession in your living room. Forget about the candy cane, it is real wood this year. Santa's lift leg is weak. He has boot-drop.
Santa will appear on Oprah to promote MS Awareness---yea! Book to follow.
He is pushing the MS Society to return to the RED MS bracelets. (Orange clashes horribly with his suit.)
The elves are searching for a doctor to check him for CCSVI. His Vit D level was very low. Prancer kicked him in the head (by accident, Vodka involved, long story) back in 1935...
I feel bad for SC, but it sure will help us all to have a famous person like Santa on our team. I hear he is starting a blog after Christmas. His speech is a bit slurred, so...
"Merwee Kwifmuff ta all am to all a Goo Ni!!!!!!!"
Santa Clause was recently diagnosed with multiple sclerosis. Toys may be a little late this year. Santa asks for NO COOKIES, he is on the Swank diet. As his caregiver, Mrs. Claus will tag along, so don't be shocked by the scent of Obsession in your living room. Forget about the candy cane, it is real wood this year. Santa's lift leg is weak. He has boot-drop.
Santa will appear on Oprah to promote MS Awareness---yea! Book to follow.
He is pushing the MS Society to return to the RED MS bracelets. (Orange clashes horribly with his suit.)
The elves are searching for a doctor to check him for CCSVI. His Vit D level was very low. Prancer kicked him in the head (by accident, Vodka involved, long story) back in 1935...
I feel bad for SC, but it sure will help us all to have a famous person like Santa on our team. I hear he is starting a blog after Christmas. His speech is a bit slurred, so...
"Merwee Kwifmuff ta all am to all a Goo Ni!!!!!!!"
Santa Clause was recently diagnosed with multiple sclerosis. Toys may be a little late this year. Santa asks for NO COOKIES, he is on the Swank diet. As his caregiver, Mrs. Claus will tag along, so don't be shocked by the scent of Obsession in your living room. Forget about the candy cane, it is real wood this year. Santa's lift leg is weak. He has boot-drop.
Santa will appear on Oprah to promote MS Awareness---yea! Book to follow.
He is pushing the MS Society to return to the RED MS bracelets. (Orange clashes horribly with his suit.)
The elves are searching for a doctor to check him for CCSVI. His Vit D level was very low. Prancer kicked him in the head (by accident, Vodka involved, long story) back in 1935...
I feel bad for SC, but it sure will help us all to have a famous person like Santa on our team. I hear he is starting a blog after Christmas. His speech is a bit slurred, so...
"Merwee Kwifmuff ta all am to all a Goo Ni!!!!!!!"
Santa Clause was recently diagnosed with multiple sclerosis. Toys may be a little late this year. Santa asks for NO COOKIES, he is on the Swank diet. As his caregiver, Mrs. Claus will tag along, so don't be shocked by the scent of Obsession in your living room. Forget about the candy cane, it is real wood this year. Santa's lift leg is weak. He has boot-drop.
Santa will appear on Oprah to promote MS Awareness---yea! Book to follow.
He is pushing the MS Society to return to the RED MS bracelets. (Orange clashes horribly with his suit.)
The elves are searching for a doctor to check him for CCSVI. His Vit D level was very low. Prancer kicked him in the head (by accident, Vodka involved, long story) back in 1935...
I feel bad for SC, but it sure will help us all to have a famous person like Santa on our team. I hear he is starting a blog after Christmas. His speech is a bit slurred, so...
"Merwee Kwifmuff ta all am to all a Goo Ni!!!!!!!"
Santa Clause was recently diagnosed with multiple sclerosis. Toys may be a little late this year. Santa asks for NO COOKIES, he is on the Swank diet. As his caregiver, Mrs. Claus will tag along, so don't be shocked by the scent of Obsession in your living room. Forget about the candy cane, it is real wood this year. Santa's lift leg is weak. He has boot-drop.
Santa will appear on Oprah to promote MS Awareness---yea! Book to follow.
He is pushing the MS Society to return to the RED MS bracelets. (Orange clashes horribly with his suit.)
The elves are searching for a doctor to check him for CCSVI. His Vit D level was very low. Prancer kicked him in the head (by accident, Vodka involved, long story) back in 1935...
I feel bad for SC, but it sure will help us all to have a famous person like Santa on our team. I hear he is starting a blog after Christmas. His speech is a bit slurred, so...
"Merwee Kwifmuff ta all am to all a Goo Ni!!!!!!!"
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