Just when I think I've heard everything, which is of course, impossible, unless I lose my hearing, I happen along this: "Advertorial."
An "advertorial" is an advertisement in the written like an editorial. The term "advertorial" is a portmanteau of "advertisement" and "editorial." Yes, I guessed so, but had to look it up. Lo and Behold, it has been a word in Webster's since 1946. Oh, and a "portmanteau," well, like smog---smoke and fog morphed together. See, sounds freaky to imagine smoke all around our outdoors, smog sounds doable.
An advertorial is apparently "making the news in Seattle." (Why they picked Seattle, I haven't a clue. Probably in Boston, it is "making the news in Boston.") Seems a woman of 52 has found the secret to look 27 in a few weeks. There she is, before and after.
Ok, first of all, if I looked that wrinkled at 52 I would be seeing a doctor. Ridiculous. I look like the after and I'm 55. Second, don't say she is from Seattle. Nobody in Seattle looks like that at 52. Our mist, clean air, fresh foods, plentiful fish, Hot Yoga and sushi bars---wrong city to pick.
Maybe if she just moved here from Las Vegas, only living in a desert could wrinkle anyone up that much, plus lots of cigarette smoking, and too much food from the free casino buffets. Not Seattle.
Third, there are few women who look as wrinkled as the after photo at 27. And why 27? Does 26 or 28 look vastly different from 27? Insane.
Insane and yet I read it. I was curious. Oh yes, hurry, there is a "free" trial of some sort to sign up for. Those behind this product will no doubt make millions. Seriously, ethics in our world are so smothered that they are all but smead. Advertising is still full of silies. And suckerabies are still born every minute.
Case in point: I thought the Golden Globes were live and all winners a big secret, unlike the big fat commercial People's Choice Awards. Well, they slipped last night. At one of the last commercial breaks the announcer says, "...watch history be made in comedy..." (something to that effect) I said, "Hey, NYU film grad partner (something to that effect) , did you hear that?!! He just gave away the winner! It will be "The Artist," first French film...I bet, MY GAWD. They just TOLD the winner!!" (NYU grad didn't hear the announcer.) Indeed it was The Artist that won "Best Picture, Comedy." DOH!
Now I will always wonder how advertorial the Golden Globes show is.
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***Suckerabies=sucker plus babies
Monday, January 16, 2012
Golden Globes Big Secret Seattle Reverses Aging
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Just when I think I've heard everything, which is of course, impossible, unless I lose my hearing, I happen along this: "Advertorial."
An "advertorial" is an advertisement in the written like an editorial. The term "advertorial" is a portmanteau of "advertisement" and "editorial." Yes, I guessed so, but had to look it up. Lo and Behold, it has been a word in Webster's since 1946. Oh, and a "portmanteau," well, like smog---smoke and fog morphed together. See, sounds freaky to imagine smoke all around our outdoors, smog sounds doable.
An advertorial is apparently "making the news in Seattle." (Why they picked Seattle, I haven't a clue. Probably in Boston, it is "making the news in Boston.") Seems a woman of 52 has found the secret to look 27 in a few weeks. There she is, before and after.
Ok, first of all, if I looked that wrinkled at 52 I would be seeing a doctor. Ridiculous. I look like the after and I'm 55. Second, don't say she is from Seattle. Nobody in Seattle looks like that at 52. Our mist, clean air, fresh foods, plentiful fish, Hot Yoga and sushi bars---wrong city to pick.
Maybe if she just moved here from Las Vegas, only living in a desert could wrinkle anyone up that much, plus lots of cigarette smoking, and too much food from the free casino buffets. Not Seattle.
Third, there are few women who look as wrinkled as the after photo at 27. And why 27? Does 26 or 28 look vastly different from 27? Insane.
Insane and yet I read it. I was curious. Oh yes, hurry, there is a "free" trial of some sort to sign up for. Those behind this product will no doubt make millions. Seriously, ethics in our world are so smothered that they are all but smead. Advertising is still full of silies. And suckerabies are still born every minute.
Case in point: I thought the Golden Globes were live and all winners a big secret, unlike the big fat commercial People's Choice Awards. Well, they slipped last night. At one of the last commercial breaks the announcer says, "...watch history be made in comedy..." (something to that effect) I said, "Hey, NYU film grad partner (something to that effect) , did you hear that?!! He just gave away the winner! It will be "The Artist," first French film...I bet, MY GAWD. They just TOLD the winner!!" (NYU grad didn't hear the announcer.) Indeed it was The Artist that won "Best Picture, Comedy." DOH!
Now I will always wonder how advertorial the Golden Globes show is.
***Smead=smothered plus dead
***Silies=silly plus lies
***Suckerabies=sucker plus babies
Just when I think I've heard everything, which is of course, impossible, unless I lose my hearing, I happen along this: "Advertorial."
An "advertorial" is an advertisement in the written like an editorial. The term "advertorial" is a portmanteau of "advertisement" and "editorial." Yes, I guessed so, but had to look it up. Lo and Behold, it has been a word in Webster's since 1946. Oh, and a "portmanteau," well, like smog---smoke and fog morphed together. See, sounds freaky to imagine smoke all around our outdoors, smog sounds doable.
An advertorial is apparently "making the news in Seattle." (Why they picked Seattle, I haven't a clue. Probably in Boston, it is "making the news in Boston.") Seems a woman of 52 has found the secret to look 27 in a few weeks. There she is, before and after.
Ok, first of all, if I looked that wrinkled at 52 I would be seeing a doctor. Ridiculous. I look like the after and I'm 55. Second, don't say she is from Seattle. Nobody in Seattle looks like that at 52. Our mist, clean air, fresh foods, plentiful fish, Hot Yoga and sushi bars---wrong city to pick.
Maybe if she just moved here from Las Vegas, only living in a desert could wrinkle anyone up that much, plus lots of cigarette smoking, and too much food from the free casino buffets. Not Seattle.
Third, there are few women who look as wrinkled as the after photo at 27. And why 27? Does 26 or 28 look vastly different from 27? Insane.
Insane and yet I read it. I was curious. Oh yes, hurry, there is a "free" trial of some sort to sign up for. Those behind this product will no doubt make millions. Seriously, ethics in our world are so smothered that they are all but smead. Advertising is still full of silies. And suckerabies are still born every minute.
Case in point: I thought the Golden Globes were live and all winners a big secret, unlike the big fat commercial People's Choice Awards. Well, they slipped last night. At one of the last commercial breaks the announcer says, "...watch history be made in comedy..." (something to that effect) I said, "Hey, NYU film grad partner (something to that effect) , did you hear that?!! He just gave away the winner! It will be "The Artist," first French film...I bet, MY GAWD. They just TOLD the winner!!" (NYU grad didn't hear the announcer.) Indeed it was The Artist that won "Best Picture, Comedy." DOH!
Now I will always wonder how advertorial the Golden Globes show is.
***Smead=smothered plus dead
***Silies=silly plus lies
***Suckerabies=sucker plus babies
Just when I think I've heard everything, which is of course, impossible, unless I lose my hearing, I happen along this: "Advertorial."
An "advertorial" is an advertisement in the written like an editorial. The term "advertorial" is a portmanteau of "advertisement" and "editorial." Yes, I guessed so, but had to look it up. Lo and Behold, it has been a word in Webster's since 1946. Oh, and a "portmanteau," well, like smog---smoke and fog morphed together. See, sounds freaky to imagine smoke all around our outdoors, smog sounds doable.
An advertorial is apparently "making the news in Seattle." (Why they picked Seattle, I haven't a clue. Probably in Boston, it is "making the news in Boston.") Seems a woman of 52 has found the secret to look 27 in a few weeks. There she is, before and after.
Ok, first of all, if I looked that wrinkled at 52 I would be seeing a doctor. Ridiculous. I look like the after and I'm 55. Second, don't say she is from Seattle. Nobody in Seattle looks like that at 52. Our mist, clean air, fresh foods, plentiful fish, Hot Yoga and sushi bars---wrong city to pick.
Maybe if she just moved here from Las Vegas, only living in a desert could wrinkle anyone up that much, plus lots of cigarette smoking, and too much food from the free casino buffets. Not Seattle.
Third, there are few women who look as wrinkled as the after photo at 27. And why 27? Does 26 or 28 look vastly different from 27? Insane.
Insane and yet I read it. I was curious. Oh yes, hurry, there is a "free" trial of some sort to sign up for. Those behind this product will no doubt make millions. Seriously, ethics in our world are so smothered that they are all but smead. Advertising is still full of silies. And suckerabies are still born every minute.
Case in point: I thought the Golden Globes were live and all winners a big secret, unlike the big fat commercial People's Choice Awards. Well, they slipped last night. At one of the last commercial breaks the announcer says, "...watch history be made in comedy..." (something to that effect) I said, "Hey, NYU film grad partner (something to that effect) , did you hear that?!! He just gave away the winner! It will be "The Artist," first French film...I bet, MY GAWD. They just TOLD the winner!!" (NYU grad didn't hear the announcer.) Indeed it was The Artist that won "Best Picture, Comedy." DOH!
Now I will always wonder how advertorial the Golden Globes show is.
***Smead=smothered plus dead
***Silies=silly plus lies
***Suckerabies=sucker plus babies
Just when I think I've heard everything, which is of course, impossible, unless I lose my hearing, I happen along this: "Advertorial."
An "advertorial" is an advertisement in the written like an editorial. The term "advertorial" is a portmanteau of "advertisement" and "editorial." Yes, I guessed so, but had to look it up. Lo and Behold, it has been a word in Webster's since 1946. Oh, and a "portmanteau," well, like smog---smoke and fog morphed together. See, sounds freaky to imagine smoke all around our outdoors, smog sounds doable.
An advertorial is apparently "making the news in Seattle." (Why they picked Seattle, I haven't a clue. Probably in Boston, it is "making the news in Boston.") Seems a woman of 52 has found the secret to look 27 in a few weeks. There she is, before and after.
Ok, first of all, if I looked that wrinkled at 52 I would be seeing a doctor. Ridiculous. I look like the after and I'm 55. Second, don't say she is from Seattle. Nobody in Seattle looks like that at 52. Our mist, clean air, fresh foods, plentiful fish, Hot Yoga and sushi bars---wrong city to pick.
Maybe if she just moved here from Las Vegas, only living in a desert could wrinkle anyone up that much, plus lots of cigarette smoking, and too much food from the free casino buffets. Not Seattle.
Third, there are few women who look as wrinkled as the after photo at 27. And why 27? Does 26 or 28 look vastly different from 27? Insane.
Insane and yet I read it. I was curious. Oh yes, hurry, there is a "free" trial of some sort to sign up for. Those behind this product will no doubt make millions. Seriously, ethics in our world are so smothered that they are all but smead. Advertising is still full of silies. And suckerabies are still born every minute.
Case in point: I thought the Golden Globes were live and all winners a big secret, unlike the big fat commercial People's Choice Awards. Well, they slipped last night. At one of the last commercial breaks the announcer says, "...watch history be made in comedy..." (something to that effect) I said, "Hey, NYU film grad partner (something to that effect) , did you hear that?!! He just gave away the winner! It will be "The Artist," first French film...I bet, MY GAWD. They just TOLD the winner!!" (NYU grad didn't hear the announcer.) Indeed it was The Artist that won "Best Picture, Comedy." DOH!
Now I will always wonder how advertorial the Golden Globes show is.
***Smead=smothered plus dead
***Silies=silly plus lies
***Suckerabies=sucker plus babies
Just when I think I've heard everything, which is of course, impossible, unless I lose my hearing, I happen along this: "Advertorial."
An "advertorial" is an advertisement in the written like an editorial. The term "advertorial" is a portmanteau of "advertisement" and "editorial." Yes, I guessed so, but had to look it up. Lo and Behold, it has been a word in Webster's since 1946. Oh, and a "portmanteau," well, like smog---smoke and fog morphed together. See, sounds freaky to imagine smoke all around our outdoors, smog sounds doable.
An advertorial is apparently "making the news in Seattle." (Why they picked Seattle, I haven't a clue. Probably in Boston, it is "making the news in Boston.") Seems a woman of 52 has found the secret to look 27 in a few weeks. There she is, before and after.
Ok, first of all, if I looked that wrinkled at 52 I would be seeing a doctor. Ridiculous. I look like the after and I'm 55. Second, don't say she is from Seattle. Nobody in Seattle looks like that at 52. Our mist, clean air, fresh foods, plentiful fish, Hot Yoga and sushi bars---wrong city to pick.
Maybe if she just moved here from Las Vegas, only living in a desert could wrinkle anyone up that much, plus lots of cigarette smoking, and too much food from the free casino buffets. Not Seattle.
Third, there are few women who look as wrinkled as the after photo at 27. And why 27? Does 26 or 28 look vastly different from 27? Insane.
Insane and yet I read it. I was curious. Oh yes, hurry, there is a "free" trial of some sort to sign up for. Those behind this product will no doubt make millions. Seriously, ethics in our world are so smothered that they are all but smead. Advertising is still full of silies. And suckerabies are still born every minute.
Case in point: I thought the Golden Globes were live and all winners a big secret, unlike the big fat commercial People's Choice Awards. Well, they slipped last night. At one of the last commercial breaks the announcer says, "...watch history be made in comedy..." (something to that effect) I said, "Hey, NYU film grad partner (something to that effect) , did you hear that?!! He just gave away the winner! It will be "The Artist," first French film...I bet, MY GAWD. They just TOLD the winner!!" (NYU grad didn't hear the announcer.) Indeed it was The Artist that won "Best Picture, Comedy." DOH!
Now I will always wonder how advertorial the Golden Globes show is.
***Smead=smothered plus dead
***Silies=silly plus lies
***Suckerabies=sucker plus babies
Just when I think I've heard everything, which is of course, impossible, unless I lose my hearing, I happen along this: "Advertorial."
An "advertorial" is an advertisement in the written like an editorial. The term "advertorial" is a portmanteau of "advertisement" and "editorial." Yes, I guessed so, but had to look it up. Lo and Behold, it has been a word in Webster's since 1946. Oh, and a "portmanteau," well, like smog---smoke and fog morphed together. See, sounds freaky to imagine smoke all around our outdoors, smog sounds doable.
An advertorial is apparently "making the news in Seattle." (Why they picked Seattle, I haven't a clue. Probably in Boston, it is "making the news in Boston.") Seems a woman of 52 has found the secret to look 27 in a few weeks. There she is, before and after.
Ok, first of all, if I looked that wrinkled at 52 I would be seeing a doctor. Ridiculous. I look like the after and I'm 55. Second, don't say she is from Seattle. Nobody in Seattle looks like that at 52. Our mist, clean air, fresh foods, plentiful fish, Hot Yoga and sushi bars---wrong city to pick.
Maybe if she just moved here from Las Vegas, only living in a desert could wrinkle anyone up that much, plus lots of cigarette smoking, and too much food from the free casino buffets. Not Seattle.
Third, there are few women who look as wrinkled as the after photo at 27. And why 27? Does 26 or 28 look vastly different from 27? Insane.
Insane and yet I read it. I was curious. Oh yes, hurry, there is a "free" trial of some sort to sign up for. Those behind this product will no doubt make millions. Seriously, ethics in our world are so smothered that they are all but smead. Advertising is still full of silies. And suckerabies are still born every minute.
Case in point: I thought the Golden Globes were live and all winners a big secret, unlike the big fat commercial People's Choice Awards. Well, they slipped last night. At one of the last commercial breaks the announcer says, "...watch history be made in comedy..." (something to that effect) I said, "Hey, NYU film grad partner (something to that effect) , did you hear that?!! He just gave away the winner! It will be "The Artist," first French film...I bet, MY GAWD. They just TOLD the winner!!" (NYU grad didn't hear the announcer.) Indeed it was The Artist that won "Best Picture, Comedy." DOH!
Now I will always wonder how advertorial the Golden Globes show is.
***Smead=smothered plus dead
***Silies=silly plus lies
***Suckerabies=sucker plus babies
Just when I think I've heard everything, which is of course, impossible, unless I lose my hearing, I happen along this: "Advertorial."
An "advertorial" is an advertisement in the written like an editorial. The term "advertorial" is a portmanteau of "advertisement" and "editorial." Yes, I guessed so, but had to look it up. Lo and Behold, it has been a word in Webster's since 1946. Oh, and a "portmanteau," well, like smog---smoke and fog morphed together. See, sounds freaky to imagine smoke all around our outdoors, smog sounds doable.
An advertorial is apparently "making the news in Seattle." (Why they picked Seattle, I haven't a clue. Probably in Boston, it is "making the news in Boston.") Seems a woman of 52 has found the secret to look 27 in a few weeks. There she is, before and after.
Ok, first of all, if I looked that wrinkled at 52 I would be seeing a doctor. Ridiculous. I look like the after and I'm 55. Second, don't say she is from Seattle. Nobody in Seattle looks like that at 52. Our mist, clean air, fresh foods, plentiful fish, Hot Yoga and sushi bars---wrong city to pick.
Maybe if she just moved here from Las Vegas, only living in a desert could wrinkle anyone up that much, plus lots of cigarette smoking, and too much food from the free casino buffets. Not Seattle.
Third, there are few women who look as wrinkled as the after photo at 27. And why 27? Does 26 or 28 look vastly different from 27? Insane.
Insane and yet I read it. I was curious. Oh yes, hurry, there is a "free" trial of some sort to sign up for. Those behind this product will no doubt make millions. Seriously, ethics in our world are so smothered that they are all but smead. Advertising is still full of silies. And suckerabies are still born every minute.
Case in point: I thought the Golden Globes were live and all winners a big secret, unlike the big fat commercial People's Choice Awards. Well, they slipped last night. At one of the last commercial breaks the announcer says, "...watch history be made in comedy..." (something to that effect) I said, "Hey, NYU film grad partner (something to that effect) , did you hear that?!! He just gave away the winner! It will be "The Artist," first French film...I bet, MY GAWD. They just TOLD the winner!!" (NYU grad didn't hear the announcer.) Indeed it was The Artist that won "Best Picture, Comedy." DOH!
Now I will always wonder how advertorial the Golden Globes show is.
***Smead=smothered plus dead
***Silies=silly plus lies
***Suckerabies=sucker plus babies
Just when I think I've heard everything, which is of course, impossible, unless I lose my hearing, I happen along this: "Advertorial."
An "advertorial" is an advertisement in the written like an editorial. The term "advertorial" is a portmanteau of "advertisement" and "editorial." Yes, I guessed so, but had to look it up. Lo and Behold, it has been a word in Webster's since 1946. Oh, and a "portmanteau," well, like smog---smoke and fog morphed together. See, sounds freaky to imagine smoke all around our outdoors, smog sounds doable.
An advertorial is apparently "making the news in Seattle." (Why they picked Seattle, I haven't a clue. Probably in Boston, it is "making the news in Boston.") Seems a woman of 52 has found the secret to look 27 in a few weeks. There she is, before and after.
Ok, first of all, if I looked that wrinkled at 52 I would be seeing a doctor. Ridiculous. I look like the after and I'm 55. Second, don't say she is from Seattle. Nobody in Seattle looks like that at 52. Our mist, clean air, fresh foods, plentiful fish, Hot Yoga and sushi bars---wrong city to pick.
Maybe if she just moved here from Las Vegas, only living in a desert could wrinkle anyone up that much, plus lots of cigarette smoking, and too much food from the free casino buffets. Not Seattle.
Third, there are few women who look as wrinkled as the after photo at 27. And why 27? Does 26 or 28 look vastly different from 27? Insane.
Insane and yet I read it. I was curious. Oh yes, hurry, there is a "free" trial of some sort to sign up for. Those behind this product will no doubt make millions. Seriously, ethics in our world are so smothered that they are all but smead. Advertising is still full of silies. And suckerabies are still born every minute.
Case in point: I thought the Golden Globes were live and all winners a big secret, unlike the big fat commercial People's Choice Awards. Well, they slipped last night. At one of the last commercial breaks the announcer says, "...watch history be made in comedy..." (something to that effect) I said, "Hey, NYU film grad partner (something to that effect) , did you hear that?!! He just gave away the winner! It will be "The Artist," first French film...I bet, MY GAWD. They just TOLD the winner!!" (NYU grad didn't hear the announcer.) Indeed it was The Artist that won "Best Picture, Comedy." DOH!
Now I will always wonder how advertorial the Golden Globes show is.
***Smead=smothered plus dead
***Silies=silly plus lies
***Suckerabies=sucker plus babies
Just when I think I've heard everything, which is of course, impossible, unless I lose my hearing, I happen along this: "Advertorial."
An "advertorial" is an advertisement in the written like an editorial. The term "advertorial" is a portmanteau of "advertisement" and "editorial." Yes, I guessed so, but had to look it up. Lo and Behold, it has been a word in Webster's since 1946. Oh, and a "portmanteau," well, like smog---smoke and fog morphed together. See, sounds freaky to imagine smoke all around our outdoors, smog sounds doable.
An advertorial is apparently "making the news in Seattle." (Why they picked Seattle, I haven't a clue. Probably in Boston, it is "making the news in Boston.") Seems a woman of 52 has found the secret to look 27 in a few weeks. There she is, before and after.
Ok, first of all, if I looked that wrinkled at 52 I would be seeing a doctor. Ridiculous. I look like the after and I'm 55. Second, don't say she is from Seattle. Nobody in Seattle looks like that at 52. Our mist, clean air, fresh foods, plentiful fish, Hot Yoga and sushi bars---wrong city to pick.
Maybe if she just moved here from Las Vegas, only living in a desert could wrinkle anyone up that much, plus lots of cigarette smoking, and too much food from the free casino buffets. Not Seattle.
Third, there are few women who look as wrinkled as the after photo at 27. And why 27? Does 26 or 28 look vastly different from 27? Insane.
Insane and yet I read it. I was curious. Oh yes, hurry, there is a "free" trial of some sort to sign up for. Those behind this product will no doubt make millions. Seriously, ethics in our world are so smothered that they are all but smead. Advertising is still full of silies. And suckerabies are still born every minute.
Case in point: I thought the Golden Globes were live and all winners a big secret, unlike the big fat commercial People's Choice Awards. Well, they slipped last night. At one of the last commercial breaks the announcer says, "...watch history be made in comedy..." (something to that effect) I said, "Hey, NYU film grad partner (something to that effect) , did you hear that?!! He just gave away the winner! It will be "The Artist," first French film...I bet, MY GAWD. They just TOLD the winner!!" (NYU grad didn't hear the announcer.) Indeed it was The Artist that won "Best Picture, Comedy." DOH!
Now I will always wonder how advertorial the Golden Globes show is.
***Smead=smothered plus dead
***Silies=silly plus lies
***Suckerabies=sucker plus babies
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